Resident Evil 5: Boob Locator

The Resident Evil 5 demo was pretty awful, in terms of a gameplay experience. Its control set and gameplay mechanics really make the game unbearably painful and difficult to play, proving once again that Japanese game designers are sadomasochists. Also, having your main character take up 3/4 of the screen sure doesn’t help you navigate or increase your situational awareness. To its credit, RE 5 sure is pretty. Pretty, but ultimately an epic fail.

Sadly, I did not know about the Boob Locator feature until after I deleted the demo from my hard drive. It is clearly the game’s best feature.

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